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Me and My Dog
It's about childhood hobbies, ascribing meaning to nothing, and ignoring weaknesses.
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Taylor F.
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October 2023

I'm Not Very Good At This
I'm back, but we know it won't be for long; enjoy it while it lasts.
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Taylor F.
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July 2022

Vamping
Or, trying to eye the horizon when everything is in purgatory. Again.
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Taylor F.
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April 2022

We Need to Talk About Schefter
The paradox of football culture's reliance on an emotionless thumb.
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Taylor F.

October 2021

Who is This He Keeps Flirting With Me?
The "Midnight Audible" guide to Urban Meyer.
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Taylor F.

September 2021

Explain the Fake High School to Me Like I'm Five
A brief, "Midnight Audible" primer on the catfish of high school football.
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Taylor F.

August 2021

The Legend of Terry Boatass
Who is this guy people tweet about on Sundays? Is that his real name? And what's so interesting about him?
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Taylor F.
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July 2021

What's Cole Beasley's Music Actually Like?
Move over, Megan Thee Stallion, I found the real star of the Houston rap scene.
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Taylor F.
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February 2021

Ranking Every Song on 'Rumours'
...and a brief note on burnout.
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Taylor F.

January 2021

Is Breakfast Pizza a Kind of Breakfast Sandwich?
I use my extremely limited social media following to investigate.
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Taylor F.
The Snack Pack, Volume I
The Bills face Baltimore, the country faces its third or fourth reckoning with itself in as many days, and other sh*t to know for the week.
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Taylor F.
TWTS Presents: Music for Wife Guys
Call it dad rock or yacht rock, but don't call it late for dinner. Here's the definitive playlist for you and your wife's boyfriend to jam to.
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Taylor F.
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