Archive - Seltzer Stuff

It's about childhood hobbies, ascribing meaning to nothing, and ignoring weaknesses.

Nov 1, 2023 •

October 2023

I'm Not Very Good At This

I'm back, but we know it won't be for long; enjoy it while it lasts.

Oct 26, 2023 •

July 2022

Or, trying to eye the horizon when everything is in purgatory. Again.

Jul 1, 2022 •

April 2022

We Need to Talk About Schefter

The paradox of football culture's reliance on an emotionless thumb.

Apr 9, 2022 •

October 2021

Who is This He Keeps Flirting With Me?

The "Midnight Audible" guide to Urban Meyer.

Oct 8, 2021 •

September 2021

Explain the Fake High School to Me Like I'm Five

A brief, "Midnight Audible" primer on the catfish of high school football.

Sep 1, 2021 •

August 2021

The Legend of Terry Boatass

Who is this guy people tweet about on Sundays? Is that his real name? And what's so interesting about him?

Aug 6, 2021 •

July 2021

What's Cole Beasley's Music Actually Like?

Move over, Megan Thee Stallion, I found the real star of the Houston rap scene.

Jul 29, 2021 •

February 2021

Ranking Every Song on 'Rumours'

...and a brief note on burnout.

Feb 10, 2021 •

January 2021

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